This is a very short beginner children’s joke.

Beginner Chinese Children's Jokes and StoriesThe Chinese title of this joke is “沙漠”, desert. Read the original on Tom61

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沙漠 – shā mò – Desert
宽 – kuān – Wide
秃 – – Bald

老师: “沙漠是一块又长又的地方,上面光光的,什么东西都不长。”
小学生: “老师,我明白了。我爸爸的头就是一片沙漠。”

Teacher: “A desert is a long, wide place, its surface is very bright, and not a single thing grows there.”
Primary School Student: “Teacher, I understand. My father’s bald head is a strip of desert.”

7 comments to "The Desert"

  1. I found that page by a chance. How lucky I am I can’t express :) . Great job! Page layout, texts, translations and the characters tips make your website just a perfect tool to learn!

  2. Very nice practice, please note that “光光的” means bare empty, “光” means shiny or very bright.

  3. Reply Friendzy Familyzy says: October 6, 2015 at 5:07 am

    Silly, deserts have plants and animals in there, and the father might have been bold but the student said that the head was like a desert so meaning there would be hair on the dad’s head.

  4. Reply JonathanGiroudMessiRonaldo says: October 5, 2018 at 2:03 am


  5. Reply JonathanGiroudMessiRonaldo says: October 5, 2018 at 2:06 am

    THANKS KENDRA!!!!!!!

  6. Reply Ngọc Diệp says: November 29, 2019 at 2:18 am

    Your father’s bald head is a trip of desert? For relax
    And another purpose………….?

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