Another super-simple and very short children’s joke.
One thing to watch out for here that can be confusing is the way the word “分” is used here. Typically, one says “100分”, meaning that one received “100%” on a test. In this case, the student indicates that he wants the teacher to give him “5分”, which we can take to mean “5 stars” – not actually 5%.
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父子不和
老师:“同学们，今天的家庭问题讨论课，讨论‘父子不和’这个题目。秋子同学，你认为要消除父子不和的现象，最好的办法是什么呢？”
秋子起立回答: “老师，最好的办法是:这一次在我的成绩通知单上全填5分！”
4 replies on “Father and Son Don’t Get Along”
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When the student said 五分, doesn’t that mean five point no five stars?